Smiley Gheef

Smiley Gheef is a human merchant negotiating with Trader Djingo in the Grey Harbour Docks during Act Three.

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I was this close to landing that deal. Next time for sure!

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— Smiley Gheef

Involvement

Act Three

Gheef can be seen attempting to haggle with Djingo in order to purchase saltpetre, a chemical used to make explosives for the upcoming fight. Unfortunately, Gheef fails to close a deal as Kaet Ling offers considerably more gold.

Gheef's attitude towards the party may change depending on the outcome of  Stop the Presses.

Idle banter

Pheebs Splayfoot: All right, how much for the saltpetre, including fees?

• Trader Djingo: Depends. How many barrels?
  • Pheebs Splayfoot: All of them.
    • Trader Djingo: 500 gold, at least 100 in coin.
      • Pheebs Splayfoot: That's harbour robbery, especially when it's been in storage for months.
        • Trader Djingo: We both know you'll sell it for twice that to the armoury once the city's under siege.
          • Smiley Gheef: Too right. I'll go 600.
            • Pheebs Splayfoot: Hey, I was here first. 700.
              • Kaet Ling: A thousand gold, all in cash, no notes.
                • Trader Djingo: Sold! A pleasure doing business with you, saer.