Birta Grougg

Birta Grougg is a porter working in the Lower City of Baldur's Gate during Act Three.

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You want some wine? Get your own clients!

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— Birta Grougg

Involvement

Act Three

Birta Grougg and Yves are two porters north of Grey Harbour Docks. They are both upset about Lord Gortash's new work quotas.

If Gortash is defeated, Yves and Birta leave and cannot be found or interacted with again.

Idle banter

Birta Grougg: Gortash isn't going to find out about this, is he? I don't fancy the look of those prisons.

• Yves: If Gortash doesn't want to pay us fair, then we're well in our rights to look out for ourselves.
  • Birta Grougg: Pay's all right, but these dawn-to-dusk days... Haven't read a bedtime story to my little ones in a tenday.

Yves: Watch this, watch this - 'Smells like fermented baby fart, with a hint of nutmeg!'

• Birta Grougg: Oh, oh! 'You can really detect the boar shite in the aftertaste!'
  • Yves: 'Observe, the delightful colour - yellow as piss, and twice as rank! Exquisite!'

Yves: Two reds for Flaerith, one red for us.

• Birta Grougg: Why do we only get one when he gets two?
  • Yves: Have you never worked for the rich before? For every bite you take, they get a whole cake.