Cordrane
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“Just think of the possibilities once you have a fresh, high-quality, completely safe zombie at your disposal.„
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Cordrane can be encountered in the necromancy area with Alice Althea, attempting to sell her some necromantic charms to summon a fresh, "completely safe" zombie to perform various menial chores. Upon approaching him the first time, he casts on a nearby corpse as a demonstration. He claims that the summoned Zombie also makes a low-cost bodyguard and is great at food disposal and cleaning.
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Cordrane the Recent: I can tell you're a discerning customer - you're after nothing but the best.
- Cordrane the Recent: And luckily for you, that's exactly what I have - the best necromantic charms in the city or your money back!
- Cordrane the Recent: Just think of the possibilities once you have a fresh, high-quality, completely safe zombie at your disposal.
- Alice Althea: Gods, but it stinks! And it looks like somebody melted most of its flesh off.
- Alice Althea: I'd be a laughing stock with that lumbering 'round after me.
- Cordrane the Recent: Now, now - you and I both know that being undead takes a toll on a corpse.
- Cordrane the Recent: We also do a range of fetching liveries and complimentary perfume spritzers - all seasonal, of course.
- Alice Althea: Complimentary, you say?
- Cordrane the Recent: We also do a range of fetching liveries and complimentary perfume spritzers - all seasonal, of course.
- Cordrane the Recent: Now, now - you and I both know that being undead takes a toll on a corpse.
- Alice Althea: I'd be a laughing stock with that lumbering 'round after me.
- Alice Althea: Gods, but it stinks! And it looks like somebody melted most of its flesh off.
- Cordrane the Recent: Just think of the possibilities once you have a fresh, high-quality, completely safe zombie at your disposal.
Alice Althea: So what can it do? I've a lot of domestic tasks that are quite frankly beneath me.
- Cordrane the Recent: Oh. they excel at all those humdrum menial chores.
- Cordrane the Recent: They're particularly good at cleaning - especially food disposal.
- Cordrane the Recent: They'll happily eat anything you put in front of them.
- Alice Althea: It is rather a pain to clean up after dinner parties...
- Cordrane the Recent: Word of warning, mind: make sure you empty them frequently.
- Cordrane the Recent: Otherwise you might have a gut explosion on your hands.
- Cordrane the Recent: ...And everywhere else, really.
- Alice Althea: Empty them? How? Oh. You know what - I'm not sure I want to know.
- Cordrane the Recent: ...And everywhere else, really.
- Cordrane the Recent: Otherwise you might have a gut explosion on your hands.
- Cordrane the Recent: Word of warning, mind: make sure you empty them frequently.
- Alice Althea: It is rather a pain to clean up after dinner parties...
- Cordrane the Recent: They'll happily eat anything you put in front of them.
- Cordrane the Recent: They're particularly good at cleaning - especially food disposal.
Cordrane the Recent: They also make excellent low-cost bodyguards - and you can't be too careful with the way things are going.
- Alice Althea: It looks a little fragile to me...
- Cordrane the Recent: Nonsense! They're tougher than they look. Plus, even if they lose a limb, they keep on going.
- Cordrane the Recent: I sold one to a wonderful old gent for property protection.
- Cordrane the Recent: A trespasser chopped its arms off but it still chewed right through their ankles.
- Cordrane the Recent: They won't be trespassing anywhere else in a hurry! Or walking at all, for that matter.
- Alice Althea: I see...
- Cordrane the Recent: They won't be trespassing anywhere else in a hurry! Or walking at all, for that matter.
- Cordrane the Recent: A trespasser chopped its arms off but it still chewed right through their ankles.
- Cordrane the Recent: I sold one to a wonderful old gent for property protection.
- Cordrane the Recent: Nonsense! They're tougher than they look. Plus, even if they lose a limb, they keep on going.
Cordrane the Recent: One more thing: I recommend getting at least a couple of scrolls of Turn Undead just in case.
- Alice Althea: Just in case what?
- Cordrane the Recent: Just in case you happen to lose control of your shiny new servant.
- Alice Althea: Oh. Does that happen very often?
- Cordrane the Recent: Not very. But it might.
- Cordrane the Recent: It's very much a case of summoner error when it does - not our spellwork.
- Cordrane the Recent: Tell you what, I'll throw one in for free with your purchase - limited time offer.
- Alice Althea: I... I'll think about it.
- Cordrane the Recent: Tell you what, I'll throw one in for free with your purchase - limited time offer.
- Cordrane the Recent: It's very much a case of summoner error when it does - not our spellwork.
- Cordrane the Recent: Not very. But it might.
- Alice Althea: Oh. Does that happen very often?
- Cordrane the Recent: Just in case you happen to lose control of your shiny new servant.