Poo-Scraper

Poo-Scraper is a mundane, nonmagical variant of the Daggers family of weapons. It is a simple melee weapon wielded in one hand. As a finesse weapon, it can benefit from the wielder's Dexterity and not just their Strength. It's a light weapon that anyone can dual-wield without special training. Its design lends itself well to be thrown at enemies as a projectile.

Fecund and revolting, the Abyss is not the worst place this has been.

Properties

Damage

1d4 (1~4) + Strength or Dexterity modifier Piercing

Details

 Daggers

Rarity: Common

Enchantment: None

 One-Handed

 Finesse

 Light

 Thrown

 Melee: 1.5 m / 5  ft

 Weight: 0.45 kg / 0.9 lb

Price: 2 gp

Weapon actions

If you have proficiency, equip in main hand to gain:

Piercing Strike ()

Stab an enemy and possibly inflict  Gaping Wounds.

Where to find

• Found in the skeleton area of the Apothecary's Cellar. X: -666 Y: -330

Trivia

• Likely a reference to an infamous Reddit post about a users realization that a family "poop knife" is not the norm: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/